Nina: How old are you, Mom?
Me (regretfully): 45
Nina: How old is Dad?
Brian: 41
Theo: So you’re really, really, really, really, really, really . . .
Brian: T, what’s that word I taught you to say instead of really really?
Theo: ‘Xtremely.
Brian: That’s right.
[beat]
Nina: You’re extremely old, Mom.
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